Score: 0

"Oh what the fuck."

submission: TheMercenary

date: August 3, 2005

You can't just start a game, get lazy, tell everyone playing it to fuck off, and then submit it anyway.

Score: 9

"Perfect in almost every way."

submission: Ronin-Spirit of the Sword

date: August 1, 2005

And virtigo, I believe that all of the names are Mai, Makoto, Ryoko, Ayame, Zelda, Ren, and Yuri. Someone corrrect me if I'm wrong. By the way, you're a dirty perv.

And for the game, my only complaint is that you don't really have a chance to use spells in the middle of battle.

Score: 6

"This game:"

submission: Battle for Gondor

date: July 30, 2005

1. Walk to right side of screen.
2. Hold Space.
3. Watch the people fight.
4. Enemies die.
5. Friend dies.
6. Click button.
7. Friend comes back.
(repeat 4-6 for 9 levels)
8. Boss comes.
9. Boss is incredibly easy; dies.
(repeat 4-6 for 9 levels)
(repeat 8/9 twice)
(game over)

Good in idea, horrible in execution. Too easy.

Score: 8

"DAMN"

submission: C.O.S. Part 1

date: June 13, 2005

This is going to be blammed. Doesn't deserve it. Take "stick" out of the title and it'll get through.

Score: 10

"APRIL FOOLS"

submission: MMMMMMMMMMMM

date: June 10, 2005

buzz buzz

Good job.

Score: 8

"For some reason..."

submission: Brink of Alienation 2

date: May 29, 2005

I can't beat that stupid green guy with the gun.
Good game anyway, though.

Score: 10

"I hate idiots."

submission: Broken Saints Chapter 1

date: May 14, 2005

The ones that say "Omg, how boring, put in some violence lollololol". If you're too stupid to watch this, please click the red X in the corner and shut the fuck up.
And someone even had the stupidity to say "ANYBODY could do better than this pathetic story that goes nowhere", especially the "that goes nowhere" part. I hope that they realized that there are about 30 other episodes.
Sadly, your movie does not contain the violence or humor that are graded in the 6 reviews, so looking at the scores themselves in this review would make you think I didn't like it. However, there is no "Has a Point" category.

Score: 9

"Dude..."

submission: Stick vs. Sprites

date: May 13, 2005

MAKE MORE, GODDAMMIT.

Score: 2

"Man..."

submission: Flash Halo: CTF

date: May 12, 2005

I bet Wade put this on the front page. Crazy Halo fanboys.

What is this? No ammo count, almost physically impossible to die, just hold the buton and run that way.

Score: 10

"FUCK"

submission: Newgrounds SIM v 1.2

date: May 10, 2005

The flash fucking screwed up and I lost my admin status and 90% of the stickers, what the hell happened to auto-save? Fuck you, I hope you die.

Good game, though.